The Politically Correct belief is essentially a recognition that people are diversely equal. We rejoice in this equality by treating people differently based on their equal individuality. Hop aboard the bandwagon... Be PC. Or you're an intolerant, racist, sexist insensitive pig.
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PC LEXICON

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"Insensitive Term" "Preferred Term"


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-> ETHNICITY: (PC PEOPLE DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE TERM, "RACE," AS VALID)


BLACK - AFRICAN-AMERICAN, PEOPLE OF COLOR (NOTE: DOES NOT INCLUDE LIBYANS,
EGYPTIONS, WHITE S-AFRICANS. DOES INCLUDE PEOPLE WITH DARK SKIN REGARDLESS OF WHERE THEY ARE FROM OR WHERE THEY LIVE. ALSO INCLUDES PEOPLE WITH DARK TANS)

ORIENTAL - ASIAN-AMERICAN (NOTE: NOT CONSIDERED "REAL" MINORITIES SINCE THEY TEND TO DO WELL)

INDIAN - NATIVE-AMERICAN (NOTE: THE FOLLOWING TEAMS ARE NOT PC: ATLANTA BRAVES, CLEVELAND INDIANS, KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, WASHINGTON REDSKINS: AVOID THESE CITIES!!!)

CHICANO - HISPANIC (NOTE: THE FOLLOWING ARE NOT PC: CHEECH AND CHONG, CHICO, CISCO KID, ROSARITA, SALSA, SPEEDY GONZALES: AVOID! AVOID!)

WHITE TRASH - PC UNAWARE RUSTICALLY INCLINED WASP (WHITE MALE) -INSENSITIVE CULTURAL OPPRESSOR (ICO)

-> GENDER (PC PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THE WORD "SEX" AS IT HAS CONFUSING CONNOTATIONS)

WOMAN - WOMYN, VAGINAL-CANADIAN

GIRL - PRE-WOMYN

HOUSEWIFE - DOMESTIC ENGINEER

FIREMAN - FIREFIGHTER

STEWARDESS - FLIGHT ATTENDANT

METER MAID - PARKING ENFORCEMENT ADJUDICATOR

POST MAN - POST PERSON

MAIL MAN - PERSON PERSON

POLICEMAN - LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, BATON BOY, CAL. CLUBBER

PROSTITUTE - SEX SURROGATE (TEEN VICTIM. SEE: BROKEN HOME)

MANKIND, HUMAN - EARTH CHILDREN



-> PEOPLE : SUB-GROUPS

HANDICAPPED - PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED, DIFFERENTLY ABLED,
HANDI-CAPABLE

BLIND - OPTICALLY DARKER, PHOTONICALLY NON-RECEPTIVE

DEAF - VISUALLY ORIENTED

POOR - ECONOMICALLY UNPREPARED

BUM - HOMELESS PERSON, DISPLACED HOMEOWNER, PHILOSOPHY MAJOR

HUNTER - ANIMAL ASSASSIN, MEAT MERCENARY, BAMBI BUTCHER

WHALER - BLUBBER LOVERS

OLD PERSON / ELDERLY - 4TH-DIMENTIONALLY EXTENDED,
GERONTOLOGICALLY ADVANCED

CONSERVATIVE - RIGHT WING EXTREMIST, FASCIST PIG

DRUG ADDICT - CHEMICALLY CHALLENGED

BALD - COMB-FREE

BISEXUAL - SEXUALLY NON-PREFERENTIAL

MIDGET, DWARF - LITTLE PEOPLE, VERTICALLY CHALLENGED

CONVICT - SOCIALLY SEPARATED

INSANE PEOPLE - SELECTIVELY PERCEPTIVE, MENTAL EXPLORERS

(PERSON WITH) LEARNING DISABILITY - SELF-PACED COGNITIVE ABILITY

TREE-HUGGER - ENVIRONMENTAL ACTIVIST

LOGGER - WOOD WEASEL, PAPER PIRATE, TREESLAYER

DEAD PEOPLE - DYSFUNCTIONAL EARTH CHILDREN, BIOLOGICALLY
CHALLENGED METAPHYSICALLY CHALLENGED



-> MISCELLANEOUS

BROKEN HOME - DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY

HOUSEBROKEN - FAMILY DISFUNCTION

CATTLE RANCH - CATTLE CONCENTRATION CAMP (CCC), MOO-SHWITZ"

SENILE BAG O' BONES - ALZHEIMER'S VICTIM

GHETTO/BARRIO - (EHA) ETHNICALLY HOMOGENOUS AREA,
PRE-INTEGRATED, PRE-NIRVANA

HAMBURGER - SEARED MUTILATED ANIMAL FLESH (SMAF)

CHEESEBURGER - ADDING INSULT TO INJURY

CHEATING (IN SCHOOL) - ACADEMIC DISHONESTY

USED BOOKS - RECYCLED BOOKS

TREES - OXYGEN EXCHANGE UNITS

GANG - YOUTH GROUP

PIMP-MOBILE, LOW-RIDER - CULTURALLY RESPONSIVE TRANSPORTATION OPTION

DRUNK/TRASHED - SPATIALLY PERPLEXED

SLUM - (EOZ) ECONOMIC OPPRESSION ZONE

DELICATESSEN - CORPSE FARM, CHARNEL HOUSE

OBESE - PEOPLE OF MASS, GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED