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PLEASE NOTICE: You may have noticed the increased amount of notices for you to notice.

Some of our notices have not been noticed.

This is very noticeable.

It has been noticed that the responses to the notices have
been noticeably unnoticed.

This notice is to remind you to notice the notices and respond to the notices because we do not want the notices to go unnoticed.

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Here's a a good procedure for determining whether a piece of software is "user friendly" or not. Ask yourself this question: "If this were a person, how long would it take before I punched it in the mouth?"
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! ! ! FIREMAN TO HOMEOWNER!

"At one point we decided to fight fire with fire...Well... basically... your house burned even faster."
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! ! ! VATICAN TO CLERGY! ! !
The Pope has decided that it is not a sin to kiss a nun, just don't get into the habit.

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" There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp.,1979