
Howdy Greasers:
It,s Southwest'rn grad's cuntry cuznin' chekin' in tuh let ya kno that a've maid up mah mine bout thees here lecshun we got uh comin up!
Ahm writin' Cuz Buggs in fer Prezident and votin' "NO" on the rest of 'em! Ain't nun uv 'em werth thu time it takes tuh drive my lil' red impala tuh thu poles 'n bak agin.
If yuh agree, post Bugg's campane button on yer bloggin' site and lez git bizee kikin' some sereus politisien's asses!!
Buggs, We need tuh heer frum yuh!! We cun steel win this here thang with yer help!!
Sinserly,
Yer "Me Be Accused uf Nepatism?
Atternee Genuhrul Dezignate
Cuzin' C.J. Bugster
