The Taco Liberty Bell - The Taco Bell Corporation has announced that it has bought the Liberty Bell from the federal government and is renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Naturally, hundreds of outraged citizens are calling the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell is housed to express their anger.

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Google announces free in-home wireless broadband service

"Dark porcelain" project offers self-installed plumbing-based Internet access

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif.- Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG) today announced the launch of Google TiSP (BETA)â„¢, a free in-home wireless broadband service that delivers online connectivity via users' plumbing systems. The Toilet Internet Service Provider (TiSP) project is a self-installed, ad-supported online service that will be offered entirely free to any consumer with a WiFi-capable PC and a toilet connected to a local municipal sewage system.

"We've got that whole organizing-the-world's-information thing more or less under control," said Google Co-founder and President Larry Page, a longtime supporter of so-called "dark porcelain" research and development. "What's interesting, though, is how many different modalities there are for actually getting that information to you - not to mention from you."

"I couldn't be more excited about, and am only slightly grossed out by, this remarkable new product," said Marissa Mayer, Google's Vice President of Search Products and User Experience. "I firmly believe TiSP will be a breakthrough product, particularly for those users who, like Larry himself, do much of their best thinking in the bathroom."
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Sports Illustrated recently published a story about a new rookie pitcher who will soon join the Mets. His name is Sidd Finch, and he can reportedly throw a baseball at 168 mph with pinpoint accuracy. This is 65 mph faster than the previous record. Surprisingly, Sidd Finch has never even played the game before. Instead, he mastered the "art of the pitch" in a Tibetan monastery under the guidance of the "great poet-saint Lama Milaraspa." Mets fans are celebrating their teams' amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, and Sports Illustrated has been flooded with requests for more information.

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