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> I LOVE THIS LIFE
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
> All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits,
> short sets. Really, really exciting.
> Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip.
> It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
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> Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the
> Captain today -- seems like a very nice man ....
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
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> At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.
> Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored
> and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
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> Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with
> him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and
> champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I
> could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
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> Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at
> piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me
> several large drinks.
> Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the
> night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his
> way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
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> Today I saved 1600 lives.
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> Twice.
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