sometimes, he wears heels
seven-inch
dressed up, make the meal
i said, sometimes he wears heels
my lightbulb boys
i love you to death
oh i said, there are nights i'm losing my head
and losing what sanity i have left
but sometimes in these heels
i give it up, i give it up
i like to retreat, ah yeah
i said, all these caberet nights
they are my life
strippers one to five, give it up
i give it again
uncle sam, you had your... woman



"Hold on a second, hold on a second. so some of your people have noticed 'the mall' out here? Hi everybody, you standing in the mall, how's it going? I think you all should pull down your pants and show us your penises. because this is really fascinating. I feel like there should be like a Starbucks here and a mall. I've never played in a mall before, just call me Tif. So um, I want my stage manager, wherever you are. I love you dearly, but these people, I love them, but I'm gonna either make love to you or you're gonna come on stage with me. So go somewhere, ok? Guys, shove. move. move. move. go. What do you think this is a freak show? You want me to show you my tits? Steve (Sanchez), thank you. Get em out of there. Turn that light off. Cause this is who I'm playing to (motion to audience). Whoever got the backstage passes I don't give a fuck. Turn it off. You know what I mean. Yep, this is fantastic, ecause you guys are gonna do a great job of this and the guy that's doing it, I love him very much. He dresses up like a woman fantastically." (and in the same breath starts to sing)
-- Tori in-concert; Denver, CO, October 11, 1999 -- account by Aine (The Dent)