i've got a pain in my hole
and it could be this boy i know
or it could be..
some big man in a suit somewhere
could be that fifteen percent i got sitting at his desk
after all them royalties
trying to be
could be that boy
that i buy furniture for his sweet sweet little penis
could be all these boys
want to shit off me
i said
i said i said
one thing darling
beautiful men
when you think all the chicks are taken
let me say one thing
you ain't getting my b�se



This hilarious and now famous incident occurred during the Dew Drop Inn Tour in Cleveland, OH on June 4, 1996 (late) show. Tori introduced her guitar accompaniment, Steve Caton, and a male in the audience yelled, "Caton is Cool!". Tori asked, "What?" And the audience repeated it to her again. Tori, mishearing, thought he was requesting a song, and said, "Pain in his hole? I don't remember that one." And so she then began an improvisation...
-- Tori in-concert, Cleveland, OH 06/04/96