Yesterday a bird flew into my house. It was a little sparrow hen. I was on the computer when I heard a terrific flapping and thumping. The sparrow was up against the front window, frantic. The dog was jumping off the furniture, frantic.
This has happened before, so I calmly placed the dog outside, closed the door to the livingroom, found a large piece of cardboard, wafted the bird away from the window, closed the livingroom curtains, opened the livingroom door and zip!
....bye bye birdie....