...time to


Not that gas prices aren't always the fucking highest in the county I live in because WE'RE NUMBER 1 in the fucking nation for getting raped by taxes, but really now; I can't even drive out of county or several counties away for lower prices because $3.50 a gallon is NOT low!

And they say prices will go beyond $4.00 a gallon in summer?! I need a fucking raise.

In other "news", something was stated on the news that 1 in 4 teenage girls have an STD. Um, yeah. Wipe the look of horror off your faces mom and dad; your teen angel isn't so angelic. She may not be having sex in the form of actual intercourse (yet!), but she is giving blow jobs like it's not a big deal. Oh yes, these kids think having oral sex is so much safer than intercourse because they can't get pregnant.

It's the same thing with drugs, folks. Contrary to what you think, there are some hardfuckingcore drugs out there easily accessible to your kids. READILY AVAILABLE. And I'm not talking about pot. I'm talking fucking cocaine and crack. It's in YOUR GRAMMAR SCHOOLS, too!

You people need to WAKE up and start interfering in YOUR children's lives! They're bored, the shit (drugs) and the sex is available, they're going to dabble, and some may get hooked.

Stay on top of YOUR kids. When they're 18, they can do as they please, but until then, if YOU had them YOU take care of them.

TALK to them.

ASK QUESTIONS.

DEMAND answers.

It's not your job to be friends with them, it's your job to parent them. And sometimes that means they're going to get pissed at you and not talk to you or call you names or whatever. But that's the price you pay for spreading your seed!

It's not rocket science folks, it's parenthood. You decided to reproduce, YOU need to be the parent.

::inhales deeply::

::exhales slowly::

Holy shit, I'm stepping down now. I had a drop in my temp this morning which means that ugly bitch Aunt Flo should be arriving any second now. Sorry for the rant.