Before (somewhat - my hair was a good three inches longer than this):

Some inspirations given to the hair god:

Here's my own head poorly photoshopped into a bob, also given to the hair god:

The hair god claimed he knew what I wanted and went to work.
Buh-bye hair (this was the third sweep!):

And ... drum roll please...
AFTER:

Um, wow, huh?!?!? Hehe. It's a little shorter than I wanted, but I'm really happy with it... and I really feel like a new person.