Lets see what names we would be if we were other professions/people!  Erase my answers and replace them with your witty ones, then forward to as many friends and family that you think would play along....plus return it to me as well!

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Aaron Coutu

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: ( mother and fathers middle names )
Joseph Doris

3. NASCAR NAME: ( first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Joseph Alexander

4. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Couaa

5. DETECTIVE NAME: ( favorite color , favorite animal)
Aquamarine Beagle

 6. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born)
Joseph Coventry

7. SUPER HERO NAME: (2nd fav color , fav drink , add " THE" to the beginning)
The Red Captain

8. FLY NAME: ( first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Aatu

9. STREET NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Cookie Dough Chocolate Chip

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Patches Joyce

 11. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: ( first 3 letters of last name plus izzle )
Couizzle

13. YOUR IRAQI .. NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name) :
Aujoonutu

14. YOUR GOTH NAME: ( black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Belle

15. STRIPPER NAME: ( name of your fav perfume/ cologne, fav candy )
Stetson Reeses