Teacher: Clyde, your composition on
"My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No sir, its the same dog.

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your Math
multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, thats wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it wrong, but you ask me how I spell it.

Teacher: Billy, why do you always get so dirty?
Billy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
than you are.

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I"
Millie: I is--
Teacher: No, Millie--always say, "I am"
Millie: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down
his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now Louie, do you know why his father didn't
punish him?
Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher: Now Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.