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The Vet

THE VET
» Mon Sep 27,

The next door neighbours asked the old spinster to look after their dog while they went on their holidays. The only problem was that the spinster’s own dog was a bitch that was in 'heat' and the neighbour’s dog was a male. Nevertheless she had a large house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart.

That night she lay in her bed drifting off to sleep the spinster was suddenly awakened by awful howling and moaning sounds from downstairs. She rushed downstairs to find the dogs locked together, as dogs do when mating. The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage. Try as she might she could not part them and she was perplexed as what to do next.


Though it was late she reluctantly phoned the vet and after a few rings a rather grumpy voice of the vet answered the phone. The spinster explained the problem.

The vet said, "I want you to take the phone to the dogs and place it down alongside them. I will then phone your number back and the noise of the telephone ringing should make the male dog lose his erection and be able to withdraw from the bitch."

"Oh," said the spinster, "Do you think that will work?"



"Well," the vet replied, "IT JUST WORKED ON ME "!!!

posted on Sept 27, 2010 2:29 AM ()

Comments:

It is nice to laugh first thing in the morning.
comment by elderjane on Oct 1, 2010 6:37 AM ()
Racy but a good one, Kevin. What's your weather like these days? It's spring there now, right?
comment by troutbend on Sept 27, 2010 6:30 PM ()
yeah spring has sprung but still no sun to speak of , the floods up north and in NEW SOUTH WALES 2 and 3 months back are starting to arrive here at last , dams that have been empty for 5 and longer years are full , water restrictions lifted we can now water the garden at any time , still cant wash the car with a hose though .
DROUGHT broken at last
reply by kevinhere on Sept 27, 2010 6:37 PM ()
That's a good one!
comment by kristilyn3 on Sept 27, 2010 11:09 AM ()
humorous for sure
reply by kevinhere on Sept 27, 2010 5:25 PM ()
comment by jjoohhnn on Sept 27, 2010 11:08 AM ()
probably needed a laugh after reading your blog about garage
reply by kevinhere on Sept 27, 2010 5:26 PM ()
comment by nittineedles on Sept 27, 2010 10:52 AM ()
those that make you feel better said you was crook in reply
reply by kevinhere on Sept 27, 2010 5:24 PM ()
comment by jondude on Sept 27, 2010 5:49 AM ()
just gotta have a sense of humour
reply by kevinhere on Sept 27, 2010 5:27 PM ()

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