Have fun with this brilliant quiz that I stole from Ducky:

1. If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform?
A: clown

2. You discover that your wonderful one-year-old child is, because of a mix-up at the hospital, not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?
A: Yes.

3. What is the most beautiful man-made object?
A: A hand-thrown ceramic coffee mug

4. If you were a migrating bird, where would you fly for the winter?
A: Cabo San Lucas

5. What is the longest walk you’ve ever taken?
A: Appalachian Trail (six summer trips... did about four hundred and fifty miles of it.

6. What item that you don’t currently possess would you most like to have in your home?
A: Gold coins

7. You have arranged an evening with a friend, but on the day preceding your date a special opportunity arises to do something much more exciting. How do you handle the situation?
A: Ask the friend to go along.

8. You were on your way to the store to play the lottery, and a friend asked you to play his/her lottery number for them while you were out. The friend asked you to pay for the ticket and he/she would give you the money when you returned. Before you returned with their ticket you found out their number won for $2.5 million. Would you give them the winning ticket even though they never gave you the money to pay for it?
A: Hey, where's my cut?

9. For $1 million would you be willing to never again see or talk to your best friend?
A: Probably, but he would understand. We could always email!

10. You’re watching the season premiere episode of your favorite TV show when you receive a call from a friend you haven’t spoken to in a long time. Would you talk to your friend and miss the show, or would you return the call when the show ended?
A: I'd say that my battery was running out and I would call back after I charged it. (White lie # 682)

11. What particular sound annoys you the most?
A: Telephone rings

12. You’ve won $25 million in the lottery.
A: 1) Pay all debts; 2] Buy a house; 3) Go visit some of you people! 4) Get a Land Rover L3; 5) Drive it to Chicago and dine at Morton's with 'Whereabouts.'

13. Your close friend asks - and genuinely wants - your opinion on something, but your opinion is one that he is likely to find quite painful. Would you tell him the truth?
A: Yes

14. Would you like to know the precise date of your death?
A: Nah

15. You've been given the ability to be invisible for 24 hours. What would you do during that time?
A: Go trick or treating.

16. If you were to name the absolute best gift you ever received as a child, what would it be?
A: My Western Auto chrome bicycle without training wheels.

17. What one Christmas tradition would you never want to give up?
A: Decorating a genuine, real, Christmas tree.

18. What is the largest gift you've ever received?
A: My cigar humidor

19. What is the most expensive gift you've ever received?
A: My Tag Heuer wristwatch

20. What is the most expensive gift you've ever given?
A: Diamond rings (two of them! Dammit.)

21. What is the best time you've ever had with your family?
A: Showing my Mom & Dad San Francisco and the wine country while Dad was still alive.

22. If you were at a friend’s house for a holiday dinner and you found a dead cockroach in your salad, what would you do?
A: Crush it. Lay it on the napkin. Ask for a doggie bag.

23. What’s the dumbest purchase you’ve ever made?
A: I bought my first wife a portable combination safe.

24. What is the most romantic present anyone has ever given you?
A: Flowers. Once. I still can't believe you sent them to me!

25. What is the most useful gift you’ve ever been given?
A: Life (Thanks Mom!)