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It's so cold my cats roll up in the throw rugs.
I spit on the sidewalk and when it hit it shattered.
I unplugged the freezer and hung my pork loins out on the clothesline to save electricity.
I heard a knock on the door this morning. It was the Sunday newspaper and it wanted to come in.
When I mopped the kitchen floor this afternoon I had to put on my ice skates.
The words on my kitchen faucets: COLD and COLDER
I heard it was going to very cold and windy so last night I nailed my snow shovel to a tree. The wind blew the tree away but the shovel is still hanging there.
They put so much salt on the street you could cure a ham on the pavement.
