Thats Right I Said it.

Someone Needs to say it.

But I have found that I need to come up with a way to deal with the gas prices, or else I would be giving the poor gas attendants the middle finger every time I go in to pay, or I would be stealing gas from those idiots that drive hummers and big ol SUV`s around all day. (Our gas is about 146.0 per liter (that's about $5.50 a gallon!) ... at the moment ... :S )

Here are some helpful ideas to help you cope with the rising cost of gas prices

1. Kick your car tire and tell it to stop being a thirsty son of a bitch. This will make you feel better and who knows maybe the car will listen.

2. Put on Happy music while you are driving there. This may fool you into thinking that it is a beautiful day.

3. When finally there gouge your eyes out. I find spraying pepper spray into my eyes quite effective. Word of caution though do not spray DIRECTLY into eyes. Another word of caution, wait till you are at the gas station to do this.

4. Now that you are crying and are in immense pain and probably can't see too clearly, its time for the next step. Get someone to stab your arm with a sharp fork. (if you are driving solo then you will have to do this step on your own).

5. Once you have enough blood gushing from your arm, you will no longer feel it. This is a necessary and crucial step.

Now that you can't see and cant feel your arm and are probably light headed, it is time to fill up that bitch of a car, truck, jeep.

And since you can't see you won't notice the price..... and since you can't feel your arm you won't notice that you are actually filling up your tank.

For some this may be too much to handle.

Here are some other suggestions.

Bike, yes even in the winter.

Go out to your garage and look very closely at your lawn mower. The Pope had a good idea going with his pope mobile. Your lawn mower can do the same. (Minus all the holyiness)

Bring back hitchhiking, it was cool in the 60`s and part of the 70`s man. (Gun or switchblade may be required for this).

Get a Horse. Hell you always wanted a horse when you are little. Call him Charleston. (Highly suggested that miniature ponies not be used for this)

Sell everything you own. Except your car. That way you can live the high life of driving wherever you want.


And finally GET A FREAKIN smaller car, Ever Heard Tell of the Smart Car
sure you will look like a douchebag sitting in the smart car.... but you will be the last one laughing my friend