I Still have one exam left then I am all done baby Wooo! **Note some mature language will be used in this post (Just letting people know in case they get offended easily). Anyway I blab on too much.

So Either You Are Done of Exams And Are prancing around, while the rest of us still have one or two left. Pity us poor souls. And The Closer you come to being done of exams the closer you are to not caring. After a while you just want to throw your papers (I would say books, but they are often huge and massive and could cause injury) and say FUCK THIS SHIT.

And I am not going to preach to you to tell you to study oh no. I suggest at least One hour of solid studying though. At least one then you can burn , stomp, rip and eat your papers.

Now for some of us you would think after writing an exam you be filled with joy. Oh no, not if the exam you just had raped you. ANALLY. Here's How to Cope:

Did the exam rape you?
Yes: Grab a few beers, or few sips of rum
No: Stop your bitching
I did Awesome: Brag too much my friend and nobody will speak to you again. EVER

Did the exam rape you .... anally?
Yes: Life's a bitch, time to hull out the whole bottle of rum
No: Again Stop Your Bitching
I Did Awesome : Cant guarantee your safety in a dark alley there friend

You Fucked up the Exam, And You Are Going to Fail:
Yes: Time for some positive thinking, At least you did a good job fucking it up. Time to grab the 151 sit by the fire and reflect on your bullshitting on the exam
No: .... You cheated !
I Did Awesome: ...Accidents can happen. (ie you mysteriously dying)

You Drew Pictures All Over The Exam:
Yes: Good Job, I like your ballsy courage and creativity. Time to rethink plans. Buy a lottery ticket.... it will be your escape from this.
No: You Played it Safe My friend. No points for being original.
I Did Awesome: Kinda Hard to Brag when Your dead......

Finally when all other coping mechanisms fail, time to go back to old skool.
DENIAL ! You did not fail that exam PFFFt AS IF. YOU OWNED that Exam. Thats right, You Fuck that Exam OVER !