My daDDy writed this...

"I think I have Lime Disease. I put too many in my daiquiri last night and my lips are green."

Then,

"My thoughts on the Ryder Cup matches:
1. Congratulations Europe. It once again proves whose golfers are the best. (Even though most of your 2012 team lives in the United States.)
2. Ian Poulter is the best living match-play golfer, hands down!
3. They are calling it "The Meltdown at Medinah," or "The Miracle at Medinah." I call it "The Muckup at Medinah." That's what it was, thanks to Davis Love's moronic Captain's picks.
4. The matches were exciting, to say the least."

Then he told me one time:

"Hobbie, you know all those spinning washers and dryers in the world? Well, they are the gyroscopes that keep the world going in a perfect circle around the sun."

My daDDy heez so smart.

But he talks to us cats and everyone thinks heez crazy. I think THEY are crazy cuz they don't. MOL