Jon be back now. Heez dun the tackses. Now wee kann git on his LaP agin. 'Cept it'z basebol time NOw! An all He doz is YEll at the Teevee and STOmp hiz feets.
If it AInt wun thiNG itz a nuther!
But Heez got US sum fiSH fer dinner AN it Wuz salmon. YUm.
He cookt it onna grill OUt inna backYard!