1. How old are you?
My answer: I be 2 on April Fool's Day!

2. What is your favorite color?
Tuna pink or Catfish color

3. How old were you when you got your first kiss?
My Daddy got me in frum da porch wenn I was three munths and he kiss me lotsa times.

4. Did you ever do something illegal?
Whass dat mean?

5. What was one of your most embarrassing moments in life?
Wenn I peed on Daddy's bed.

6. Did you ever win anything major?
I caught the ball Daddy throws to get us 2 play.

7. Who was your first love?
Rosie! (BLUSH)

8. What was your first car?
I 2 liddle 2 drive carz. But I kann ride inna car 2 the doktor place!

9. What is your favorite dessert?
Temptations snax an half n half.

10. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
I kant take off my furr! DUH!

11. Have you ever been out of the USA?
Wheres dat? Is dat across da street?

12. What is your most "unfavorite" food?
Kielbassie or Dad's hot chili.

13. Do you have a hobby?
Dat's ME! Only spelt wid 'I-E."

14. Are you a jealous person?
Yup. Specially wenn Satchel trys to get on Dad's lap wenn I am there furst.

15. What is your greatest strength and greatest weakness?
I kann eat more than my friends. And I am so fat I can't jump On da Tables.

Hay! Dis wuz fun!