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usual information regarding seat belts, etc.Finally, she said, "Now sit back and
enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely
to your destination."
Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right?
Is the captain a woman?"
When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said "Did I understand
you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"Oh God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what
to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cock pit."
"It's the Box office."
