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A man is talking to a Pirate :
(The Pirate has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and an eye patch)Man What happened to your leg?
Pirate Well...It was a stormy night, the main spar fell on me leg. Me ship was headed for the rocks, I had to takes me faithful pocket knife and cut me leg off so's I could steer me ship away from the rocks.
Man What happened to your hand?
Pirate Well...I was fishin', got too close to the water when a big ol' shark came along and bit me hand clean off. Got this nifty hook when we got to port.
Man What about your eye?
Pirate Well...I was lookin' up when this sea gull shit in me eye.
Man Surely that didn't cause you to lose an eye?
Pirate Well...Ya see, it was me first day with the hook.
