Every year, it seems, we would get on a highway a few miles out of the city, and mom would wail,
"Oh my goodness! I think left the iron on." And almost every year we would turn around and go back.

But as I recall, not once was it was ever plugged in. She often had the same fear that all our earthly
possessions would disappear in a fire caused by her forgetfulness.
When I was about 14 years old, we were headed out of Chicago for Lake Geneva, Wisconsin and,
sure enough, Mom gasped, "I just know I left the iron on. "
My father didn't say a word, just pulled over onto the shoulder of the road, got out, opened
the trunk and handed her the iron.

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Employee: Excuse me, sir, may I talk to you?

Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?

Employee: Well, sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.

Boss: Yes.

Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I
decided to talk to you first.

Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.

Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic downturn has had a negative impact on
sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, proactiveness, and loyalty to this company for over a
decade.

Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you
a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?

Employee: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!

Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?

Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, the Gas Company, the Water Company, and the Mortgage Company!