A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and
nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,
surgical procedure.
Dr Faketor appears to give him an examination.
Doctor', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are
my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, Faketor replies 'I don't know, Sir..
I'm only here to examine your upper body and
feet'
He struggles to ask again, 'Doctor, are my testicles
black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from
worry about his testicles, he overcomes his
embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the
covers.
Faketor raises the patients gown, holds his penis in
one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and
moving them around.
Then, he takes a close look and says, 'There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at him
and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but
listen very, very closely......
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back ?