Summer Time and the livin is easy. Fish are jumpin and the cotton is high.
Summertime and it is about to damm hot to do most any thing, except to watch my electric bill get higher. Got to have that air blowing over this old body. When I got home my place was over 90 and I have trees over me to shade the place. God only knows how bad it would have been if my little home was in direct sun all day. Had a phone call from the Lovely Linda. Some of you may remember that she and I were a couple for a long time. Well we are still very good friends, both still love each other, but (at least for me) are not in love. But old ties and habits are hard to break some times. Well she called me last night, and I guess she was mad and needed some one to bitch at and picked me. Being the nice man I am I listened to her for about 10 minutes or so and even tried to comment. She didn’t want to hear it. She wanted to bitch. An Bitch she did. Well I finally had just about enough. I waited for a second when she had to stop and take a breath. I asked “ Sweetie are we having sex?†There was a pause and then a reply “NOâ€. “Are we planning on having sex?†I asked. “No†was the quick reply. “OK’ I answered “Then you have no right to talk to me that way.†Well then I hung up the phone. 5 seconds later she called back Why did you hang up on me?†“Cause I can†And I hung up again. Well she called back 3 more times and I just ignored her. I knew she was pissed, she knew she was pissed and I didn’t want to hear it. We talked today, she didn’t apologize--neither did I. All was light and grace. But I guess if I want to get laid, it is not going to be her for awhile. But a man has to do what he has to do. I know I will be paying for this one.
posted on July 8, 2008 8:39 PM ()
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Grumpy you made me laugh.
That was too funny!! I don't blame you though for what you did!! Well, my friend it is as my Grandmother from Kentucky always used to say when she was alive...."I'm hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends." LOL We are hitting 100 plus everyday and the humidity is back with a vengence which as you know makes it even HOTTER!! So, don't think you would find any relief down here in Texas but you are welcome.
You are too funny!
I don't care who you are, that right there is funny.(from Larry the Cable Guy) You and LL are quite a pair. Glad to see you have returned to the land of Blog. Would invite you to come visit me, but it's hot here, too. Magnolia trees and Mint Julips for everyone!
GRUMPY!!! Yer such a guy! But really, How is she doing?
You know your course of action was maddening don't you.
I want to use our air conditioning too, it's so hot!! I'm hesitant though since our electricity bill keeps climbing due to increasing costs. Think I might try to hook it up for this week though.
Hmmmmm Just wondering what you did to make her so mad.
... geesh, women! Guess you better find some one else to do the "hot monkey woo woo" with for a little while.
GRUMPY!!! 
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