I got this in my emails and felt it worthy to pass along.

Your Memorial Day Duty

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this
Memorial Day at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort. 

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
front of their houses to prove they are not Radical Muslims Terrorists, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show their support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Terrorist sentiment. 

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti- terrorist activity. God bless America. 

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.  I know that I as a Patriot will be setting in my lawn chair doing my duty, and I hope that you and all real Americans, men and women will do theirs.