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Just some things to think about that I received in my emails this morning.
*Gentle Thoughts for Today *
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes
the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and
gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say
the right thing at the right time, but also to
leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose
weight, because by then your body and your
fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around
the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for
forty (40) are "XL."
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't
met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he
can tell when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take
time to look for it. For example I am sitting here
thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words
"The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop
lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting
in line for.
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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me,
I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've
traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to
youth, think of Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when everything either dries
up or leaks.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is
that it is such a nice change from being young.
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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you
forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget
to pull it down.
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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks,
it was called witchcraft.
Today, it's called golf .
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Lord,
Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my
mouth ... AMEN!
