Sorry I haven’t been around the last few days. The grump has been busy. And now he is just about worn out.
Last Saturday the redheaded neighbor lady came over to have a few beers, burgers and watch a movie. Well when she found out that she had missed my birthday she decided to make up for it.
She wished me a very Happy Birthday-then she wished me a Happy Birthday again. Then just to make sure after she made breakfast Sunday morning she wished me Happy Birthday again.
She left me on the couch, my eyes glazed over, un-able to move, unable to form a 2 syllable word.
If that woman comes over again to wish me Happy Birthday again—it might just kill me.
Thank God for Southern Ladies.
And yes I am bragging.
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News Flash
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LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Clay Aiken has come out.
The "American Idol" star and new dad finally revealed his sexuality in the new issue of People, which features a portrait of Aiken and his son, Parker Foster Aiken, on the cover with the words, "Yes, I'm Gay."
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Ok Clay I think we knew. We don’t much care, but we knew. Face it my man-the closet is just not that deep.
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What follows was sent to me by one of my favorite ladies here at mybloggers.
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THE HORMONE HOSTAGE
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THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND, CO-WORKER, SON OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
DANGEROUS:
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SAFER:
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SAFEST:
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ULTRA SAFE:
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WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
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CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?
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WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?
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HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.
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ARE YOU
WEARING THAT?
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WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!
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WOW!
LOOK AT YOU!
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HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.
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WHAT ARE YOU
SO WORKED UP ABOUT?
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COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?
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HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.
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HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.
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SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?
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YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.
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CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?
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HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.
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WHAT DID
YOU DO
ALL DAY?
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I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.
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I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!
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HERE, HAVE
SOME MORE
WINE.
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13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. PASS MY SHOTGUN
2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING
3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE
4. PUFFY MID-SECTION
5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK
6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS
7. PARDON MY SOBBING
8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE
9. PASS MY SWEATS
10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME
11. POOR MEN SUCK
12. PACK MY STUFF
& MY FAVORITE ONE
13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT
PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR HORMONAL FRIENDS & THOSE WHO MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH!!
...OR MEN WHO MAY NEED WARNING!!
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Ya all have a good un.
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