A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her

girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,

middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not

take her eyes off him.



The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked

directly toward her. (As men will.)



Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned

over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that

you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...on one condition."



Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man

replied,"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three

words."



The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly

removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand

along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and

meaningfully said:













"Clean my house."


God I like the way this woman thinks!!
Happy Sunday!!

Gem~