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Life & Events > What is Politics?
 

What is Politics?

Not much to say but do leave you with this little humor to end the day on a bright note.
Good afternoon .

Whether
Conservative, Liberal
or
Labour , I think
you'll get
a kick out of
this!


A little boy goes to his
dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let
me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the
family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the
administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.


We are here to take care
of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will
consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother,
we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and
see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes
off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he
hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.


He finds that the baby
has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes
to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her,
he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks
in the keyhole and see's his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the
little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the
concept of politics now. '

The father says, 'Good,
son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all
about.'

The little boy replies,
'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the
Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep
shit.'









posted on July 25, 2010 1:21 PM ()

Comments:

I love this one.
comment by elderjane on July 26, 2010 6:33 AM ()
this is great and loved it.
reply by fredo on July 26, 2010 9:32 AM ()
and i don't believe in fairies either good one Fredo gonna pinch it ------Elections here again now
comment by kevinhere on July 26, 2010 12:10 AM ()
Ours do not start till the fall in Nov.A rat race out there again.
reply by fredo on July 26, 2010 9:33 AM ()
Very good, dear Fredo.
comment by troutbend on July 25, 2010 10:52 PM ()
Thank you.
reply by fredo on July 26, 2010 9:33 AM ()

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