: George W Bush Presidential Library
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>> The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The
>> Library will include:
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>> The Hurricane Katrina Room,which is still under construction.
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>> The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
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>> The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
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>> The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
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>> The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
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>> The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
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>> The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
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>> The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
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>> The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
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>> The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to
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>> back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
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>> The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
>> shotgun gallery.
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>> The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
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>> The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
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>> The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
>> Republican Senators.
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>> The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board , magic 8-ball, Ouijaboard,
>> dice, coins, and straws.
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>> The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the
>> President's accomplishments.
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>> Admission: Republicans ? free; Democrats -$1000 or 3 Euros
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