Test Drive New Truck

I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday for a look
at the new Tacoma . Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I
wanted to sense that new "feel"

The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in
the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest.

He explained that the seats directed warm air to your
butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this
must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it
was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the
seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership... Damn guy had no
sense of humor.