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The Agony of Dyslexia

Nothing to write about.
Here are a couple of funnies.
Quiet here and a beautiful day.
Have a great weekend.
Get out and enjoy the colors of Autumn.
The smell of the woodstove.
The house is just about closed for the winter.

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>> The Agony of Dyslexia
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>>

>> After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit
>>
>> my dyslexic friend.
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>> He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
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>> I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!

An answer I can understand.
A tourist in a bar in Florida asks an Irishman sitting at the bar,
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the Irishman replies:
"If they fell farwards they'd still be in the fookin' boat."

posted on Oct 15, 2011 7:34 AM ()

Comments:

Don't use up all your firewood early. Did you have it refigured for the cord you paid for? Not to make you feel bad, but I calculated that I have 30 cords of wood ready to use!

comment by solitaire on Oct 16, 2011 6:24 AM ()

This is a touch subject for Mike.I keep after him to measure the cords
there and he said that the woodman will stopped by to prefigured this.
Should had you checked this out for us.
But the weather was awful and did not want to take the time.
We go through this every year.Will wait for the man.
You think Italian are stubborn the Greek are worse

reply by fredo on Oct 16, 2011 9:33 AM ()

No turning leaves here ...

comment by tealstar on Oct 16, 2011 6:13 AM ()

OH!we send down to you there.

reply by fredo on Oct 16, 2011 9:36 AM ()

Thanks for the chuckles, Fredo!

comment by marta on Oct 15, 2011 4:24 PM ()

We all need a good chuckle.

reply by fredo on Oct 16, 2011 9:36 AM ()

That second one looks like a blonde joke. As for the "clock back". I'll be using that in three weeks or so if I don't forget about it in the mean time.
And I did say "using", as in posting, not doing.

comment by jjoohhnn on Oct 15, 2011 8:39 AM ()

Could be.Yes,forgot about the clock turning back.Wished that they leave it alone.

reply by fredo on Oct 15, 2011 9:15 AM ()

Thanks for the funnies. I came to see you for the apple walnut bread.

comment by elderjane on Oct 15, 2011 8:05 AM ()

Let us know if you attempt to make it.

reply by fredo on Oct 15, 2011 9:16 AM ()

We are having our Autumn on weekends--very windy, with showers--during the week perfect tourist weather!

comment by greatmartin on Oct 15, 2011 8:03 AM ()

We had the rain and now the gutsy wind this afternoon will be blowing around here.More leaves will be falling.

reply by fredo on Oct 15, 2011 9:16 AM ()

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