Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot Accept,
and the Wisdom to hide the Bodies of those people I had to KILL today because they Pissed me off.
And also,help me to be careful of the TOES I step on Today as they 'may be CONNECTED 2 the ASS that I may have to KISS TOMORROW!!!
Help me to always give 100% at work.......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday\
5% on Fridays
And help me remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to Piss Me Off,
that it takes 42 MUSCLES to FROWN and only
4 to Extend my MIDDLE FINGER and tell them to Bite Me!!! Amen----