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A Little Whine Perhaps ... ..

I would really like to go home....it's been a really strange day.   My head is buzzing and I'd like a nap. 
I got a buzz off the guys breath that was just here...not sure what he was drinking but whatever it was you could smell it when he walked in....then he was leaning over my counter and my eyes started watering...he finally left and now my head hurts...
The lady before him...she was (trying to think of a word that could describe her)..."out there"....so far "out there" that you couldn't see her from the shore...*snorts*   
What makes me say that...well lets see...the inside out unbrealla she had was one clue...I mean it wasn't raining....but she could have been allergic to the sun...who am I to say...*rolls eyes* the fact that she hopped everywhere was just a little odd....but she could have been related to rabbits...who am I to judge..the real clue came when she argued with me for 10 minutes because I wouldn't let her talk to Benny.   
I don't know a Benny...but apparently that didn't bother her...she knew a Benny and she needed to talk to him......and after I tried several times to explain to her, that I didn't know a Benny, that there wasn't a Benny here, and that no Benny has ever worked here, she still wasn't happy.  If I was Benny I would stay as far away from this woman as possible...because ....well....that umbrella looked really dangerous...
Aside from all that it's been a fairly productive day.  I think I caught up from my week off....I've still got filing to do...but lets face it...I always have filing to do...
Happy Hump Day...
Oh...from yesterday's Quiz....some folks are close....but not close enough...*grins*

posted on July 16, 2008 1:38 PM ()

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Poor things. You gotta feel sorry for them, don't you? But, then again, maybe if there wasn't alcohol breath or intimidating looking umbrellas to deal with, maybe it would be easier, huh? Are you sure the guy with "the breath" wasn't Benny?
comment by donnamarie on July 31, 2008 12:53 PM ()
You would be soooo bored here!!!
comment by kristilyn3 on July 17, 2008 2:22 PM ()
Makes it fun to go to work doesn't it.
comment by elderjane on July 17, 2008 1:25 PM ()
Geee, this is weird. I just got a call from a Benny somebodyorother and he wants to know if he has any messages....
comment by marta on July 17, 2008 11:00 AM ()
Oh man! The characters you meet at your job!! You could write a book... or at least a very entertaining blog.
comment by mellowdee on July 17, 2008 9:08 AM ()
Good God! Your days are filled with hilarity. Hope you find the humor in them.
comment by shesaidwhat on July 17, 2008 8:21 AM ()
Ewww second hand alcohol breath, it’s only now that I know something worse, but I can still empathise with you.

HaHa inside out huh…aww she was just catching some sunshine!!

Am I closer NOW! I've expanded on my guesses...
comment by dazeymae on July 16, 2008 5:06 PM ()
your job does sound interesting to say the least!
comment by elkhound on July 16, 2008 2:10 PM ()

That is tooooo funny!!!
I love it...
comment by kristilyn3 on July 16, 2008 1:52 PM ()

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