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I Wrote a Book About My Struggles



I was born in one country, raised in another.
My father was born in another country.
I was not his only child.
He fathered several children with numerous women.
I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me.
My mother died at an early age from cancer.
Although my father deserted me and my mother raised me, I later wrote a book idolizing my father not my mother.
Later in life, questions arose over my real name.
My birth records were sketchy.
No one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.
I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my new country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs and didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.
I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.
That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and embarked on a new career.
I wrote a book about my struggles growing up.
It was clear to those who read my memoirs, that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.
I became active in local politics in my 30s then, with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s.
They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything.
I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization.
Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me,as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.
I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances.
This bolstered my ego.
At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy...
I was very critical of my country in the last war, and seized every opportunity to bash my country.
But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy.
I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better, and every poor person would be fed and housed for free.
I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess.
It was the free market, banks and corporations.
I decided to start making citizens hate them and, if they became envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.
I called mine "A People's Campaign".
That sounded good to all people.
I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support.
I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world.
So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities."
My true views were not widely known and I kept them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.
I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with. I'm glad they didn't.
Then I became the most powerful man in the world.
And then the world learned the truth.
Who am I?







Answer: ADOLPH HITLER.

If you were thinking of SOMEONE ELSE, you should be scared ... very scared! < /b>

posted on Apr 20, 2012 1:36 PM ()

Comments:

The joke's on me. I really thought you writing about yourself Eddie!
Stupid me.
As far as being written by Adolf . . . who gives a crap? We all should know by now not to trust policitians & now I'm not too sure about you.
comment by blogsterella on May 3, 2012 6:34 AM ()
comment by jerms on Apr 22, 2012 5:02 AM ()
I am kissing everybody and even you.
what do I know.
comment by fredo on Apr 21, 2012 5:45 AM ()
An old scam--and there is something very shameful about a Republican comparing the POTUS to Hitler--aside from being on the Internet for a couple of years now.
comment by greatmartin on Apr 20, 2012 2:55 PM ()
wow!yes this is sort of scary
comment by fredo on Apr 20, 2012 2:46 PM ()
And you believe this??? Or just kissing up to Eddie?????
reply by greatmartin on Apr 20, 2012 3:06 PM ()
Whoah. That is VERY scary!
comment by whereabouts on Apr 20, 2012 2:10 PM ()
Well, actually I got the email notice and was expecting it to be about you!
comment by jjoohhnn on Apr 20, 2012 1:52 PM ()
me too!
reply by kristilyn3 on Apr 22, 2012 4:26 PM ()
Me too--and he should be ashamed of himself for posting this--Republicans boast about how they are the 'real' Americans and yet a real American wouldn't defame the POTUS like this
reply by greatmartin on Apr 20, 2012 3:05 PM ()

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