Machetes hang next to both my doors. I learned to use them well in uniform. The only problem is that my doors open from the left side and I am right-handed. Besides, legally I must allow the perp to enter the house before I behead him. Darn it.
That's hilarious, and right on. All our neighbors in Las Vegas have those signs indicating they have alarm systems. We are thinking of making our own that looks like one of those - Acme, or something.
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