Three ducks stood before a judge. The judge read his brief before addressing each duck. He said to the first duck: "State your name and offense." The first duck said, "My name is Duck and I was caught by the police blowing bubbles in the pond." The judge looked puzzled. He then repeated what he said to the second duck. The second duck said, "My name is Duck Duck and I was also caught blowing bubbles in the pond." The judge grew even more puzzled before addressing the third duck. He said to the third one, "I suppose your name is Duck Duck Duck." The third duck's face turned red before he said: "Actually, your honor, my name is Bubbles."

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