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The Lawn Gnome

Nope, I'm not talking about Bill The Roaming Gnome from those commercials. I'm actually talking about this homeless dude PD said looked like a lawn gnome. He kind of does look like a living lawn gnome. He wears a parka with a hood that is actually pointy on top and he has a long white beard(it would be white if he ever bathed. It's kind of a dirty tobacco stained yellowish orange.) That's not the only reason to call him a lawn gnome. About 80 to 90% of the time we see him standing at the end of the Burger King drive thru like a statue. He just stands there doing nothing. No sign begging for change or anything. He doesn't hassle customers or anything but still looks creepy. No one has complained to management or else I don't think he'd be able to stand there. I wonder what goes thru his mind? He might be mentally ill because PD said the dispatch got a complaint about him and the cops had to talk to him. Other than that he just stand guard at the BK drive thru.
'nuff said.

posted on June 15, 2009 5:36 AM ()

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