I keep getting these thru my email. I only share the ones that make me and PD laugh.


Wyoming Deputy vs. New York Lawyer

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He
thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from
New
York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from
Wyoming . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
Wyoming deputy's expense!!

Deputy says,' License and registration, please.'

Lawyer says, 'What for?'

Deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

Deputy says, 'You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please.'

Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

Deputy says, 'The difference is, you have to come to complete stop,
that's
the law. License and registration, please!'

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
and
stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the
ticket.
If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

Deputy says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.' The deputy takes out
his
nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving @#$* out of the lawyer
and
says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

'nuff said.