I figure it's been a while since any wacky warning labels have been posted, so why shouldn't I post a few?



Label on bottle of Windshield Washer Fluid:

This product can not be made non-poisonous.



Found on packaging of an Automobile Windshield Cover:

Never Drive With The Cover On Your Windshield!



Printed on package of Batteries:

Do Not recharge, put in backwards, or use



Found on wrapper of Breath Mints:

Not for weight control.



On sign posted at Railroad Station:

Beware! Do Not Touch!
Touching Wires May Cause Sudden Death!
Anyone Found Doing So Will Be Prosecuted!



Printed on tag attached to a Hammer:

Caution: Do Not Use This Tool to Strike Any Solid Object.