Okay, cut me some slack. I know this will have some "adult" material in it...and I'm usually such an innocent good girl...but I'm posting it anyway and I am making sure you are being fairly warned.


I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices
an attractive woman waving at him.

She says Hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time
he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table
with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt
with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

'No, I'm your son's teacher.'