Was called into go to work today, it IS my day off and I WILL be looking for a new job. Getting called in as often as I do on what should be my time off of work is consistantly pissing me off!!

Being called in once again as I was, prompted me to come up with my top 10 excuse for NOT going to work, or at the least valid, if not made up excuses!!

10)My phone was unplugged and/or dead, so I couldn't find/hear it!

9)My damned cat chewed on the cord so now I have to buy a new phone!

8)I was in the shower/bath/masturbating and missed the ring.

7)I stepped outside for a sec and did'nt check my messages when I came back in.

6)I was mowing the lawn/shoveling the driveway.

5)Went on a road trip!

4)Was so engrossed in my movie I missed the call!!

3)I was drinking!

2) Was breaking up a fight with the neighbors and the other neighbors....crazy people I live by!

And the number one excuse for NOT going into work when called?

1)I got lost on mybloggers.com