Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is
falling apart
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
6. If all is not lost, where is it?
7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
anywhere.
13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is
when you're in the bathroom.
14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them
on my knees.
15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does
everyone want to play chess?
16. Its not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.
17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the
depth.
18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the
hereafter . . . I go somewhere to get something then
wonder what I'm hereafter.
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
20. DID I MENTION ALL THIS TO YOU BEFORE..........??????
Special thanks to Jo for e-mailing this to me today xxx