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Husband says to his wife, "Your butt is as wide as the barbeque grill."
She ignores the remark.
A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and goes over to his wife while she is bending over working in a flower bed.
He measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it IS as wide as the grill!"
Later that night while in bed her husband starts to feel frisky and fool around. He says " Let's have some fun."
She calmly looks at him and responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you're mistaken."
