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Arts & Culture > Leave ‘Em Laughing
 

Leave ‘Em Laughing

I subscribe to an Irish Newsletter, https://irishcultureandcustoms.com/  (this is the home page)
Irish Radio. Now playing Chtistmas Music
https://www.accuradio.com/search/html/?k=celtic+christmas#
LEAVE ‘EM LAUGHING
 This was sent
to us by our good and faithful contributor Hartson Dowd several years
ago. As he says, no one can fracture a Christmas carol or song better
than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites: 

 

Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly 

 

We three kings of porridge and tar 

 

On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me 

 

Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire. 

 

He's makin a list, chicken and rice. 

 

Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel. 

 

With the jelly toast proclaim 

 

Olive, the other reindeer. 

 

Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say 

 

Sleep in heavenly peas 

 

In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown 

 

You'll go down in listerine 

 

Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay 

 

Last but not
least. Bridget does the bar quiz for our son’s Trivia Night at the
B-List in Vellevue KY. . The following category provided a fun challenge
for the teams . Have fun - and if you get stuck drop us a line.

 

1. Festoon the Elongated, Walled Enclosures  

 

2. The deity commands Relax You Cheerful  Courteous Males

 

3. Loyal Followers Advance

 

4. Far Off in a Feeder

 

5. Nocturnal Noiselessness

 

6. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle

 

7. Delight for this Planet

 

8. Quadruped with a Vermillion Proboscis

 

9.  Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings

 

10. Do Not  Forbid  the Occurrence of Frozen Atmospheric Water Vapor Descending Lightly on the ground.

 

posted on Dec 19, 2010 6:36 PM ()

Comments:

Really funny! Kids say the darnedest thing!
comment by redimpala on Dec 20, 2010 6:29 AM ()
What--no parody on "We Three Kings"? Another classic.
comment by solitaire on Dec 20, 2010 5:45 AM ()
Funny thing about the 3 kings, I sign our Christmas Cards...The Three kings, our family of 3 our last name is KING so...that's that.
reply by anacoana on Dec 20, 2010 9:56 AM ()
comment by marta on Dec 19, 2010 8:31 PM ()

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