SOME LAS VEGAS WEDDING CHAPEL OWNERS HAVE HAD IT with the city's ubiquitous "What Happens Here" campaign. They think the hedonistic message may discourage couples from getting married in Las Vegas.
To combat this, the wedding chapels want their own marketing campaign through the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority.
Sounds like a good idea to us. In fact, here's a few free suggestions, courtesy of the staff at Week in Review:
• My mom went to Vegas and all I got was this lousy stepdad.
• What happens here becomes a ball and chain that crushes your spirit.
• Something borrowed. Something blue. Ten-times odds on craps.
• She blew on my dice and we both got lucky!
• Vegas: Where you can get divorced before the honeymoon ends.
• Half of all marriages end in divorce? I like those odds!