"Raisin loomilard? What's a raisin loomilard?"
"Yes, ma'am. A raisin loomilard. You have won a free raisin loomilard for Christmas."
"But I don't need a raisin loomilard."
"Raisin...raisin...loomilard...cell phone."
"Are you saying Verizon?"
"Yes! Raisin, raisin."
"Okay, let me get this straight. Are you offering me a Verizon cell phone?"
"Yes! Raisin... Raisin. Free Raisin loomilard for Christmas."
"But I don't want a Verizon cell phone. It's not free, nothing is free. It's going to cost me money. I don't have money. I can barely afford to live in a house instead of a car. No raisin loomilard for me."
"You would get 30 free calling minutes a month and free weekends and something else. All for a mere $13.99 a month. Raisin loomilard."
"No, no raisin loomilard. I have no money for raisin loomilards. You have a good day, and don't call me again."
I still don't know what the second word was supposed to be.
