I finally talked to our mailman here and turns out he started holding our mail when he saw I had mailed a request to forward the mail from Colorado to Las Vegas. I still don't know if I filled it out right (forward mail FROM Colorado TO Las Vegas).

I also called the creepy postmaster in Colorado (aka Shitass) and he said he is holding our Colorado mail there because there is no forwarding order for it. I reminded him that Mr. Troutbend drove 850 miles and handed the filled-out card to Mr. Shitass, and he finally acknowledged that. He said there are other people at his postoffice in the same situation as me, and he's holding their mail, too.

Or anyway that's what he's saying. At one point he told me he marked some of it Return to Sender. This is awkward when it comes to bills and tax-related documents, and of course I don't know how much mail he did this to or what exactly I missed.

So my next step is to wait until an acknowledgement comes from Post Office God that we have a forwarding order in place. If it doesn't come by Friday, Mr. Shitass says to mail another one. But I'm not mailing it so my post man here will see it, or he'll put a hold on my Las Vegas mail again.

Fingers crossed for a good outcome.

Flamingos at the Flamingo Hotel/Casino on the Las Vegas Strip.