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T S a Statistics 2010 - Joke

In a time when we think we have such an inconvenience at the airport, here are some stats that everybody should be aware of.

2010 statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security/TSA:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoids 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

Sorry, couldn't resist posting this. Wow! I couldn't get the A in TSA to capitalize in the title. Changed it several times, it always went back to Lower Case. Conspiracy?

posted on Jan 6, 2011 5:39 PM ()

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I sometimes have letters do that in my titles here. Don't know why. I can't tell you how much safer I feel after reading those TSA stats.

comment by timetraveler on Jan 7, 2011 2:00 PM ()

Some of the large airports are going to bring in a private contractor to replace TSA. I don't know what that will accomplish, seems like they still have to follow rules from the federal govt.

reply by traveltales on Jan 7, 2011 8:05 PM ()

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